In his attempt to renew his towel boy license for the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium, the inspector found a cracked button on the trap door of his thong...Noting this on the report, the inspector said potential emissions violations such as this require immediate repair...
In protest, Lefty showed the authorities in writing that he had a 30 day grace period to comply...Citing stricter regulations in the Hobby Airport Bath House District, the inspector confiscated his thong anyway...
At present Lefty is fashioning a new thong from the kitchen curtains taken from his landlord, an elderly eccentric retired Houston City Council advisor who was unavailable for comment after taking his 1997 Mercury Cougar to Jiffy Lube for service...Reaction by the landlord's daughter over her missing curtains was unknown at press time...
Shown below is the new codpiece with which Lefty hopes to obtain his renewed license...
