Ricky...

Ricky is a lifelong public servant who, in addition to fire and rescue duties, has served on various local governing boards where he is constantly on the vigil against those who would disparage the legacy of Henry Ford...He is a guardian of public health who has always made the sacrifice to keep adult beverages out of the hands of irresponsible citizens through his own consumption...

He also realizes the public is in danger from the unhealthy ingredients found in Texas barbecue, and strives to protect the citizenry by ingesting it himself, regardless of the personal danger...His self sacrificing service to others has resulted in his size being noticeably larger than ordinary men, and he has used this attribute to create his business of being a semi-portable sunblock for fair-skinned visitors on local nude beaches...

His manager is the Tire Buyer, an industrious entrepreneur who operates her own tinfoil hat manufacturing facility...Together they produced a scarlet-haired vixen with mystical abilities who is somehow able to enter the dreams of unsuspecting men, and leave no trace other than a pleasant memory...

It may be noted that Ricky, through a self-administered body reshaping program, was forced to close his portable sunblock business after losing so much weight he could no longer cast a shadow, and now earns a living as spokesperson for the toothpick industry...

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