Deputy Dumpy Bunny...

Dumpy Bunny is said to have retired from a law enforcement career in a neighboring county to the north of Harris County when she ran out of agencies willing to hire her...She first became acquainted with Lefty while applying for work with the Adult Probation Department where Lefty was making his required monthly visit...

She is a midget lesbian, and decided to look into Lefty's suggestion that she apply for the security guard opening in the lesbian section of the bath house where he is employed as a towel boy...To his regret, one of her first duties was to plug the holes he had drilled from the towel boys' locker room to the nude lesbian yoga classroom where he was selling peeks for a quarter...

She also supplements her income as part-time night watchperson at the piano-roll museum next door, and sometimes accompanies Mazola McLeglock as a bodyguard on her exhibition match tours...It has been suggested by some that she bears strong resemblance to one of Truckman's ex-wives, but this has not yet been confirmed nor denied...

She is said to be the estranged cousin of the four famous dwarf circus drag queens, Stumpy, Lumpy, Humpy and Drippy, although the five have never been identified together at family reunions...She can be identified from other midget lesbians by her squeaky, annoying voice and her surly attitude towards men...Some have suggested that a less-than-professional relationship exists between her and Lefty, but both deny the rumors...

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