2ndthyme...

In the mostly male dominated world of bath house society, 2ndthyme blithely comes and goes as she performs her duties as a gardening consultant among the many adoring lesbians with whom she does business...Easily identifiable in her bright red dress, with her .22 revolver in a shoulder holster, and crossed bandoliers of extra ammo, she may appear around the world as her expertise is internationally sought...

Her association with media mogul Truckman began when she was a wild-eyed anti-gun crusader bent on disarming America, but her reasonable side soon came to the forefront under the tutelage of Truckman and ADK Rebel...She has now been happily married to an east coast gun dealer for many years, and sees to it that her children are instructed in safe firearms use as they exercise their own 2nd Amendment rights...

In her business she has added to her inventory of diesel powered equipment by incorporating her fully-automatic machine guns and select-fire Uzis in her award winning shrubbery sculptures and pruning chores...She is even said to be converting a granite cliff behind her remotely located home into a sculpture to rival that on Mt. Rushmore using only her .50 caliber M-2 Browning machine gun...

Those brave enough to get within observation range with high powered telescopes say the rock carving is beginning to resemble George Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld and Bill O'Reilly...As confirmation of this reaches Truckman Publishing, we will update this biography...

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