Ifar Toften...

Ifar Toften is a Norwegian fugitive poofter with many outstanding warrants from INTERPOOF, the gay crimes investigative agency...He is known to have powerful friends, notably in the Swedish furniture giant IKEA, and has managed to elude authorities for years in his international flight from justice...

Mr. Toften once took temporary refuge in the Bilge forum, and subsequently turned up in the Hobby Airport area where he sought political asylum in the home of an elderly, eccentric retired civil engineer and CIA pilot...Physical descriptions of him are sketchy, but his body odor is said to be almost overpowering which may explain why his presence in the Hobby Airport bath house district usually goes unnoticed...

In his escape, Mr. Toften continues to thumb his nose at authorities using his powerful poofter alliances in the UN, and has even returned to his native Norway on occasion despite the number of warrants awaiting him on morals charges...WARNING: If you spot Ifar Toften, do not attempt to apprehend; contact Inspector Lefty of INTERPOOF immediately...

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