Phillbo...

Phillbo is well known in the Scottsdale, Arizona area as an entrepreneur and sportsman, and nationally known as a presidential candidate...Although so far unable to gain a majority of the vote, Phillbo's presidential opponents are constantly on guard wondering if the voters who "Go Phillbo" will take away enough votes to cost them the race...

Phillbo is also known for his charity work as he frequently offers shelter to lesbians who are too poor to even own adequate clothing...His health is sometimes in question as he participates in many high-risk activities, but is usually monitored closely by his personal attending medical professional, Nurse Paula...

In addition to his ongoing careers as a highly placed banking executive, and an accomplished trampoline tuner, Phillbo also operates a successful parachute packing business as well as a popular nudist resort for lesbians and exotic dancers...His frequent demonstrations of his prowess as a human lawn dart keep him in the sports headlines year round...

Besides all this activity, he still finds time to fulfill his duties as a contributor on a popular political and news discussion board where his valuable commentary is closely watched...His fame increased in this assignment since Phillbo is an alternate personality of charter member Da Gimp, and he became the first AP to attain the rank of moderator...

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