Latrina...

Latrina is a recent immigrant from the island nation of Barmaidia where she narrowly escaped capture from the ultra-nationalist government who wanted her to face charges as a revolutionary...She entered the country as a political refugee and found employment as the lesbian powder room attendant at the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium...

Although her immigration status is still unsettled, she remains in America under the lesbo/poofter quotas as set forth by the Obama administration although she has not declared herself to be a lesbian...Towel boy Lefty has encouraged her to assume the label of rugmuncher (or at least bi-curious) to satisfy the INS, and has offered to instruct her on the finer points of muff-diving in the event she is tested...

She quickly learned the importance of concealing her tip jar in the presence of Lefty, and has picked up extra income by instructing the lesbian clients in the traditional Barmaidian custom of braiding their armpit hair...Lefty has found this to be a convenient safety feature when following her on nude mountain climbing trips if he loses his footing...

Her training in her native land as a jungle fighter has already served her well in fending off the amorous attentions of Lefty...Taking advantage of the Obama administration's guidelines, she has applied for a position as cabana girl with former Houston Mayor Annise Parker's lesbian household staff...

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