RHM...

Also known by his full name, RightHandMan...He is apparently the brother and polar opposite of Lefty...He appeared suddenly and to the surprise of Lefty in the Bilge forum and identified himself as Lefty's brother, much to the consternation of Lefty who disavowed any knowledge of him...

It is not known which brother is older, but it was determined that RHM was sent by their mother to keep an eye on Lefty, and steer him clear of trouble, a task which has proven impossible...By all accounts RHM seems to be a sissy who has been led through life sheltered from harm by his doting Mom, but is now exposed to the harshness of life in his attempt to guide his errant brother...

It is not known whether RHM is gay or straight as he has not revealed any amorous intentions, but his appearance and mannerisms lead others to believe he is a poofter, although he is more likely to be asexual...Since Lefty plies his trade as a bath house towel boy, RHM, in his attempt to stay close to his brother, obtained employment in the same Hobby Airport enterprise as a men's room attendant...

Being an industrious worker, RHM was named Senior Men's Room Attendant by the parsimonious bath house directors in lieu of a raise, and has also been allowed to lease space to operate his male lingerie boutique...He seems to be an astute businessman as he opens new branches and outlets worldwide...

Even though he can easily afford better housing, he chooses to share living space with Lefty in a converted Maersk steel shipping container where he can better watch over the antics of his ne'er-do-well brother...They rent the container from a retired CIA pilot and now piano roll museum operator who is rumored but not confirmed to be forum member SBA...

In an attempt to answer the allegations that he is a pantywaist, RHM entered the sporting world as a boxer and is a contender for the Sissyweight title even though his only fights thus far have been exhibition matches against gay pornstar Arnold Swollenpecker, and nude lesbian oil wrestling champion Mazola McLeglock...His well publicized bout against ISUK champion, Iranian sissyweight Liqit Youssef, is still under review as a split decision...

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