BigOldDeerHunter...

BODH was a locally famous sportsman, and internationally known advisor to young men concerning their romantic interests...His matchmaking record was uncontested as men around the world now lead happy, productive family lives thanks to his guidance...

However his presence in gun stores has drawn mixed reviews as merchants say the profit from his firearms purchases was usually offset from the cleanup costs of the pools of drool left in front of their Kimber pistol showcases...Diesel fuel sales were generally higher wherever he went as he not only used it as a fuel, but also an aftershave lotion and a condiment on his scrambled eggs and barbecue...

His advice on retirement planning was constantly in demand as he seemed keenly aware of what not to do in providing for one's golden years...

Dennis passed away 10-17-2015...R.I.P. my friend...

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