His username was born of frustration from being unable to find a truck suited to his personality...He went through his formative years answering to "Chevy Man," "Ford Man," even "GMC Man" until he finally assumed the username, "Truckman" on the many discussion boards and forums where he participated...
Following this period, he found the powerful and reliable Dodge/Cummins combination to be the perfect fit to his persona, but liking the name Truckman, he kept the moniker...Others came to rely on his vast wealth of knowledge, and his advice and opinions became sought after across the internet...
Some lesser informed souls occasionally challenged his thoughts, but soon found themselves ill-suited for a battle of wits with him...Never holding a grudge against these individuals, Truckman still freely offered his unique thinking, often saying, "Everyone is entitled to my opinion"...
If he has any weakness, it probably lies in his sometimes poor choices of female companionship, having survived the harrowing depths of the bottomless maw of divorce court twice...Alas, in his twilight years, women seek him out more for his sage wisdom and the prestige of his presence than for reasons of romance...
The powerful entrepreneur resides on Truckman Estates, a vast, sprawling compound surrounded by impenetrable defenses, and housing not only him and his staff, but a constantly changing number of his beautiful and devoted nieces...The grounds are also roamed by a pack of snarling Peke-a-Poo K-9 units (RIP), trained to sniff out trouble as well as any missing Vienna sausages...
Knowing his contempt for third-world petty despots, the would-be dictators of lesser nations constantly look for a way to undermine his integrity, but after noting the fates of Muammar Ghadafi and Saddam Hussein, and more recently the laughable attempts of Kim Jong-un, they mostly seek easier targets near their own borders...
The innovative video source, Truckman Parody Studio, was started as an entertainment device for his many friends who enjoy seeing their own exploits portrayed on the screen by the talented former war-exiles to whom Truckman's efforts gave a new and redeeming outlet for their energies in their declining years...Of late, the studio is only activated when his creative nieces wish to make a statement concerning significant events...
Of more concern to elected and other high profile public personalities is the ongoing newsblog broadcast by the fearless publisher, in which he exposes their sometimes nefarious and always inept schemes, mostly involving bath house personality Lefty, and hidden in innocuous looking news articles...Truckman has a knack for finding the underlying content in stories of world events, and public individuals and organizations cringe as new articles are published, wondering who will next fall victim to the bright light of truth from Truckman's scathing exposès...
As a maker of history, as well as it's student, Truckman has provided yet another invaluable source of wisdom for those historians who will ponder his legacy of thought...Those who wonder what is next on the list of achievements for the clever and unpredictable entrepreneur can only look to history as they wait in unabated curiosity and awe for the next chapter to fall into focus...
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