Weather...

Anywhere you find Lefty, you may expect doom and gloom...Foul odors and an impending sense of foreboding misery are expected to linger nearby...

At the first warning of Lefty in the vicinity, seek shelter immediately and guard your wives, daughters and valuables...Expect a chill in the air and a hand in your pocket as Lefty approaches...

Residents are advised to keep windows, doors and zippers closed if the threat remains...The atmosphere will begin to clear, flowers will bloom and birds will begin to sing as Lefty moves out of the area...


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