SBA...

There are those who doubt the very existence of SBA (SandBlower Airlines) due to the almost unbelievable circumstances of his life and adventures...However, noted publisher and historian Truckman, having seen the documented evidence, and having served as editor for SBA's incredible life story as set down in his autobiography, can assure the public of the veracity of all stories told by and about SBA...

His naysayers are mainly crowded onto a tiny farm and tractor preserve in a corner of Pennsylvania, but have mostly been silenced with the publication and worldwide reviews of his memoirs...Many intimate details of his later life were also documented in a well-received video series produced by Truckman Parody Studios...

After a lifetime of entrepreneurship and service to his country in the military as well as a clandestine intelligence agency, he settled into a sedate life in the Hobby Airport area estate he built shortly after returning from the WWI battlefields of France where he and a young German corporal named Schicklgruber lobbed grenades at each other...His welfare is looked after by his long-suffering daughter who also guards against the schemes of Lefty to whom he rents a converted shipping container behind his mansion...

He serves as an unpaid, and mostly unwanted adviser to the Houston City Council headed by lesbian Mayor Annise Parker, where his suggestions are considered guardedly by a team of city attorneys...He also owns and operates a piano-roll museum on the premises of his vast estate, and serves as a neighborhood watchman from his elevated command post where he is constantly vigilant for any signs of high-speed internet theft...

Security for his highly valued musical collection is provided by a part time security guard named Deputy Dumpy Bunny, a midget lesbian who also has similar duties at the next door Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium...In addition to all else, SBA provides valuable input to LeftyInTheNews by keeping us informed of Lefty's daily activities...

His recent conversion of his priceless collection of Maersk shipping containers into a halfway-house for recently released parolees has been challenged by some of his detractors on City Council...A motion to rescind its tax-exempt status has been tabled until someone can be found who is either brave enough, or dumb enough to face the inhabitants such as Gristmill Mikey...

Dan passed away 5-23-2018 at the age of 90...R.I.P. my friend...

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