Fred K...

Already a legend from one end of Apache Junction to another as a no-nonsense building inspector who could not be bribed cheaply, Fred K was thought by some to have no worlds left to conquer after his retirement party, at which he was presented his own key to the city council washroom by a grateful mayor...The city comptroller told him his monthly retirement check would be waiting for him at the first of every month as soon as the Director of Janitorial Operations was satisfied that all washroom cuspidors were polished to union standards...

Those who thought he would fade into the painted lichen scenery of his model railroad layout were shocked as he announced his new online variety store which brought back the five and dime era to the internet...His insightful political commentary is welcomed by all, as he is known to bring sobering order to the most unruly discussions with his signature question, "Is that all you got?"...

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