Business Services...

• Yoga classes and wrestling training available for nudist lesbians only...Oil optional...
• Inquire at: Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium...Ask for Mazola...

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• Fine wines, imported and domestic beers, liquors and cigars...Hamm's beer and El Producto cigars always in stock...Sorry, no Coors...Armed delivery service available...
• Inquire at: Hobby Airport Spec's Liquor Store...

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• Private security service available for businesses or individuals by midget lesbian...20 years law enforcement experience until I was forced to retire...Reasonable rates...
• Inquire at: Poofter Police Station parking lot...Ask for Dumpy Bunny...

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• Bail bonds 24 hours per day...Repo and payday loan service also...
• Inquire at: County Jail...Just yell for Swifty from the holding cell...He'll hear you...

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• Emergency and non-emergency medical service...24 hour availability...Foreign object removal and elective surgery a specialty...
• Inquire at: Braniff Street Gender Reassignment Clinic & Bait Shop...Ask for Dr. Tchytz...

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• Experienced carpenter and handyman available for all jobs, big and small...I'm used to working cheap...
• Inquire at: Behind Braniff Street Piano Roll Museum...Ask for Gristmill Mikey...

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• Expert tattoo service...Any size, any design...Spellcheck at extra cost...Will trade for antique leather clothing...
• Inquire at: Wherever Gristmill Mikey is...Ask for Sidecar Sophie...

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• Ankle monitor deactivation and removal...All work guaranteed...Ask about group rates...Also cell phones for sale; limited selection...
• Inquire at: Leave note at homeless shelter desk...I'll call you...

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• Fun for kids, and learn history from someone who was there...Free lecture on how good life used to be with all paid tour admissions...Those with nasal sensitivity call first...Pool hours in summer only...
• Inquire at: Braniff Street Piano Roll Museum...Ask for SBA...

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