Employment Opportunities...

Help wanted...

• Always hiring towel boys and laundry personnel...Pay negotiable...Tip sharing plan available...Thong furnished...
• Inquire at Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium...Ask for Chief Towel Boy Lefty...

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• Accounts receivable agent wanted...Flexible hours...Prison experience helpful...Must not be squeamish...Piecework or percentage...No education required...
• Inquire at: Tony's Topless Paradise, barstool # 3...Ask for Yugo...

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• Detective needed immediately...Must be experienced in theft of high-speed internet...Clues furnished...Bonus paid if suspect is who I think it is...
• Inquire across street from Braniff Street Piano Roll Museum...Ask for Ted...

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Positions wanted...

• Nude lifeguard seeks position at lesbian swimming pool...Experienced at watching women at plywood pools until police arrive...Salary negotiable...
• Inquire at Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium...Ask for Lefty...

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