Having recently been elevated to Pope of the Temple of Our Lady of Diminished Virginity, Pope Lefty (formerly Father Lefty) held a private audience with a same sex couple, and blessed their union with a three-way ritual in his private rectory...As is his custom, Pope Lefty recorded the event as he glorified the joining of the two lesbian women by anointing their faces...
Giving the brides away were their mentors from the local chapter of Dykes On Bikes, both dressed in formal leather and chain ensembles matching the flower girl who preceded the happy couple with a much needed aerosol can of Febreze air freshener in Fresh Fall Pumpkin scent...
The ceremony was momentarily delayed as the ring bearer from the Strike It Rich Pawn Shop & Payday Loan Store demanded the final payment on the matching ring set before releasing the items...Pope Lefty passed his papal headgear among the faithful attendees, and gathered enough donations (less his customary tithe) to allow the hallowed rites to continue...
For the devout parishioners who missed the live streaming on pay-per-view, Monsignor RHM will have copies of the ceremony, plus bonus scenes from the honeymoon on DVD and VHS available for a small donation in the Temple Gift Shop located in his male lingerie boutique in the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium...Shown below is the happy couple posing for pictures in their wedding gown...
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