Obama holds historic hot tub meeting with Cuba's Castro, pledges to 'turn the page'...

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/04/11/obama-makes-further-attempts-to-closen-ties-with-cuba-still-undecided-about/

As predicted here first by LeftyInTheNews, the historic hot tub meeting between poofter leaders, Barack Obama and Cuban dictator Raúl Castro, has taken place and both are pleased with the outcome...The event was hosted at Havana's Hugo Chavez Memorial Poofter Collective in the "El Presidente" suite of the famous bath house, once the scene of deal brokering between Mafia members, the Kennedy family and many Caribbean leaders...

As also forecast here, Castro's personal laundry boy, Leftito, served as towel boy for both, bringing fresh towels as needed, picking up dropped soap bars, and ferrying gifts between the two including hand-rolled cigars and marijuana joints in addition to ice-cold Hamm's beer and Cuban rum...Looking on with pride was Cuban exile Chico Piñata who had been working behind the scenes for decades to restore Cuban poofter life to its glory days...

Accompanying first lady Michelle Obama was retired nude lesbian oil wrestling champion Mazola McLeglock together with her midget lesbian bodyguard, former deputy Dumpy Bunny...Ms. McLeglock had expressed interest in gathering information concerning the exciting sport of donkey training, long a favored pastime among well-heeled Cuban poofters, and Mrs. Obama pledged her efforts to bring an exhibition team to the US...

Emerging from the hot tub suite, both presidents acknowledged that the customary exchange of BJ's had taken place, ushering in a new era of international poofter relations...Leftito was said to be very pleased when he heard several loud "clinks" as Obama passed by his tip jar, but was less than thrilled to find nothing but some campaign buttons from the President's last run for office, and some souvenir matchbooks from the Oval Office...

President Obama then made the official invitation to President Castro to visit the White House for a session of "bending over a few pages," a tradition learned from his career in the Senate...Pictured below, Leftito adds up his profits from the meeting after returning from the presidential locker room where their pants were stored...

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Cuba Announces Direct Poofter Connections With U.S...

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/cuba-announces-direct-telephone-connections-u-s-n321751

Longing for the days of his grandfathers when gay mafia members could meet openly with corrupt homo government and business officials in the bath houses of Havana, Cuban poofter exile Chico Piñata has been working behind the scenes to return to those days of glory...On a visit to Houston to ask support from lesbian Mayor Annise Parker, Piñata found help in an unexpected place...

He had stopped in at the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium before his flight back to Miami, and after his hot tub session was unable to locate his Casio watch in his rented locker...A helpful towel boy named Lefty offered to sell him an identical watch he happened to be wearing, and during the negotiations mentioned a distant cousin named Leftito who works in the Hugo Chavez Memorial Poofter Collective in Havana...

The towel boy said Leftito regularly sends him almost unsmoked cigars and videos of the popular Cuban donkey training sport through an undisclosed FedEx International employee...Lefty offered to set up a meeting in return for dropping any pending charges of locker pilferage...

Working with the office of the UN Ambassador for Poofter Relations, Piñata has reached a tentative agreement with El Presidente Raúl Castro, for whom Leftito is also employed as his personal laundry boy...The agreement calls for a limited poofter exchange program beginning with a state visit to the Hobby Airport bath house district by Castro and Leftito followed by a tour of the lesbian entertainment venues in Havana by oil wrestler Mazola McLeglock and her personal bodyguard, midget lesbian Deputy Dumpy Bunny...

Ms. McLeglock is said to be keenly interested in learning the sport of donkey training...Assistance has been promised by President Obama, seen below in a meeting with representatives from the Federal Detention & Corrections Department...

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