As predicted here first by LeftyInTheNews, the historic hot tub meeting between poofter leaders, Barack Obama and Cuban dictator Raúl Castro, has taken place and both are pleased with the outcome...The event was hosted at Havana's Hugo Chavez Memorial Poofter Collective in the "El Presidente" suite of the famous bath house, once the scene of deal brokering between Mafia members, the Kennedy family and many Caribbean leaders...
As also forecast here, Castro's personal laundry boy, Leftito, served as towel boy for both, bringing fresh towels as needed, picking up dropped soap bars, and ferrying gifts between the two including hand-rolled cigars and marijuana joints in addition to ice-cold Hamm's beer and Cuban rum...Looking on with pride was Cuban exile Chico Piñata who had been working behind the scenes for decades to restore Cuban poofter life to its glory days...
Accompanying first lady Michelle Obama was retired nude lesbian oil wrestling champion Mazola McLeglock together with her midget lesbian bodyguard, former deputy Dumpy Bunny...Ms. McLeglock had expressed interest in gathering information concerning the exciting sport of donkey training, long a favored pastime among well-heeled Cuban poofters, and Mrs. Obama pledged her efforts to bring an exhibition team to the US...
Emerging from the hot tub suite, both presidents acknowledged that the customary exchange of BJ's had taken place, ushering in a new era of international poofter relations...Leftito was said to be very pleased when he heard several loud "clinks" as Obama passed by his tip jar, but was less than thrilled to find nothing but some campaign buttons from the President's last run for office, and some souvenir matchbooks from the Oval Office...
President Obama then made the official invitation to President Castro to visit the White House for a session of "bending over a few pages," a tradition learned from his career in the Senate...Pictured below, Leftito adds up his profits from the meeting after returning from the presidential locker room where their pants were stored...
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