Longing for the days of his grandfathers when gay mafia members could meet openly with corrupt homo government and business officials in the bath houses of Havana, Cuban poofter exile Chico Piñata has been working behind the scenes to return to those days of glory...On a visit to Houston to ask support from lesbian Mayor Annise Parker, Piñata found help in an unexpected place...
He had stopped in at the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium before his flight back to Miami, and after his hot tub session was unable to locate his Casio watch in his rented locker...A helpful towel boy named Lefty offered to sell him an identical watch he happened to be wearing, and during the negotiations mentioned a distant cousin named Leftito who works in the Hugo Chavez Memorial Poofter Collective in Havana...
The towel boy said Leftito regularly sends him almost unsmoked cigars and videos of the popular Cuban donkey training sport through an undisclosed FedEx International employee...Lefty offered to set up a meeting in return for dropping any pending charges of locker pilferage...
Working with the office of the UN Ambassador for Poofter Relations, Piñata has reached a tentative agreement with El Presidente Raúl Castro, for whom Leftito is also employed as his personal laundry boy...The agreement calls for a limited poofter exchange program beginning with a state visit to the Hobby Airport bath house district by Castro and Leftito followed by a tour of the lesbian entertainment venues in Havana by oil wrestler Mazola McLeglock and her personal bodyguard, midget lesbian Deputy Dumpy Bunny...
Ms. McLeglock is said to be keenly interested in learning the sport of donkey training...Assistance has been promised by President Obama, seen below in a meeting with representatives from the Federal Detention & Corrections Department...
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