As the new season approaches, talk has increased in the bath houses of America concerning the relative importance of pitchers and catchers in the poofter games...The one thing that all the fans agree on is that the game can only be played if the pitcher has endurance and if his equipment can stand up until the finish...
Taking a cue from his connections in the porn video industry, Coach Lefty of the Hobby Airport Bath House & Sporting Association, has brought in extra arms as fluffers to ensure that the pitching staffs are always up to the task...The Ben-Gay Corporation has underwritten a sponsorship to keep the muscles in those arms free from soreness...
When asked whether the sport was becoming too specialized, unlike the amateur gay sportsmen who rely on their own initiative in keeping a stiff upper lip, Coach Lefty replied, "The days when a utility man like myself could do it all were finished when the professionals took over"...
The coach referred to his own experience in the bush leagues when he was expected to catch as well as pitch, and was required to maintain his own equipment at his own expense...Shown below are the team's lesbian equipment managers making sure the K-Y Jelly supply is kept stirred to the proper temperature...
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