Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Shooters Station news...

Shooting sports reporter Dan files this story: "Janitor Lefty had broom duty picking up empty shells until he slipped on the floor and jammed the broom up a shooter lady's bung."

Editor's note: He explained to the accident investigator that he was momentarily distracted by adjusting the lens on the little upskirt camera he had ziptied to his ankle monitor, thereby losing his grip on the broom...Plus he had just finished a sixer of Hamm's at lunch on the porch outside, and his eyes hadn't adjusted to the darker range lights yet....

After carefully examining the evidence and counting the change in Lefty's bribe offer, the investigator concluded there was nothing unusual about the incident...The shooter declined to press charges on the promise of being invited to examine Lefty's footage...

Still photo below captured from Lefty's belt buckle camera which was also captured...

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