Locally famous towel boy and frequent visitor to the Harris County jail Lefty must now explain how a loaded girl, tentatively identified as his girlfriend Latrina, managed to be smuggled into his cell in a load of laundry...Previously Lefty won kudos from prison officials for his idea to offset the costs of his repeated incarcerations by accepting outside work for the prison laundry...
However the first shipment, delivered from a Hobby Airport bath house for poofters, caused alarm because of its unusual odor...The bundle was brought to Lefty's cell where a contraband-sniffing dog alerted to the distinct smell of a particular rum distilled from green bananas and sweet potatoes only in the island nation of Barmaidia...
Concealed in the laundry basket was the passed out female reeking of the pungent and almost undrinkable liquor, and clad only in a thong marked "For Rental Only"...Lefty at first denied any knowledge of her, but a lesbian guard identified her as the lesbian powder room attendant of the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium where Lefty is employed as a towel boy...
After her detoxification and de-lousing, she confessed to interviewers that she wanted to be near her lover, and arranged to have herself smuggled in with the laundry...Unfortunately, she consumed the entire bottle of rum she brought to share with Lefty, and was rendered unconscious during her journey...
As new charges are now being considered against Latrina and Lefty, famed attorney, Mr. C.N. Spitt, Esq. already present on his own jury-tampering conviction, agreed to represent her on a pro boner basis...Mr. Spitt and Latrina were relocated to adjoining cells for better access to each other's briefs...
Pictured below is a prison artist's rendition of Latrina's discovery currently being passed around among inmates, just as Latrina herself is expected to be...
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