Noted French poofter astronaut and former sissyweight contender Florian LePoof is on his way to Iran to deploy the latest weapon in the arsenal against terrorist organization ISUK...Although ISUK (Islamic State United Kingdom) maintains bases in England, they are known to receive their orders from Iranian Minister of Steamrooms, Ayatollah Leph te Rashitch...
LePoof volunteered for the mission in his attempt to make up for his stinging loss in the ring to ISUK champion, Liqit Youssef on a technicality when LePoof was knocked flat by Youssef's curdled goat cheese breath...LePoof's weapon will be the treatment-resistant crablice with which he was inexplicably infested following a sparring match with sissyweight fighter RHM during which he made unwanted contact with RHM's trainer, Lefty...
Ayatollah Leph te has tried unsuccessfully on humanitarian grounds to abort LePoof's mission granted by a UN issued "special envoy" visa...Leph te has appealed to the highest UN authorities, including Secretary-General Si Yu Moon, who refused to revoke the visa since no other country wants LePoof either...
LePoof has vowed to visit every Iranian bath house in which ISUK cells are known to inhabit as he seeks his vengeance for the lost sissyweight crown...Shown below, Ayatollah Leph te gives his blessing to a devout follower before telling him he is the one chosen to meet LePoof at the airport...
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