Bowing to the pressure of Hollywood's largely gay population, the Academy's Oscar Committee voted to disallow nomination of any video from Truckman Parody Studio in any category...Whiners from the predominantly homosexual Hollywood film industry protested loudly outside the Academy of Motion Pictures after it was made known that the general public demanded recognition of Truckman's controversial parody videos...
Truckman himself has never shown any desire for awards, choosing only to make videos considered entertaining by his friends...However many members of the gay bath house lifestyle take personal offense at the jabs thrown their way by the portrayals of bath house towel boy, Lefty, as a shiftless lout, which he is in real life...
Speaking on a promise of anonymity, one of Truckman's adorable, gorgeous nieces said the protesters fail to take into account that the videos poke fun at politicians, televangelists, criminals, royalty and terrorists as well as poofters...She flatly stated, "Our Uncle Truckman doesn't have a mean bone in his body, and these protesters need to grow a sense of humor"...
Truckman was unavailable for comment as he characteristically sought no recognition or personal tribute in his career as a video producer and journalist...Meanwhile clients of the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium, pictured below, celebrated their perceived win from the bath house media room as they watch the award ceremony while waiting for fresh towels from the bath house laundry...
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