The Tehran Twiddler, a popular news daily found in all Iranian poofter bath houses, today featured a story on home remodeling in their hut & garden section...Iranian Minister of Steamrooms Ayatollah Leph te Rashitch proudly showed off his latest men's room project which he has labeled the "Jihadi John"...
Being an important official in Iran's gay lifestyle, the Ayatollah was able to gain a permit for running water in his mud hut, provided by a team of off duty bath house towel boys who run back and forth in a bucket brigade from the polluted stream in the back...Leph te also avoids the high Tehran city taxes on his improvements by having it registered as a religious center due to his many daily pilgrimages to the holy waters...
The new facilities have also drawn the interest of western-world military specialists who have all made note of the exact GPS coordinates...US Navy seal teams in particular have scheduled their own improvements in the neighborhood, beginning with reducing the structures to a pile of stone-age rubble, a move which will set the islamist movement back at least a week...
As in all Iranian homes, the indoor facilities are for men only, and the porcelain fixtures all feature likenesses of fallen middle-eastern martyrs...One of the urinals in the "Jihadi John" is pictured below, and above each one a sign reminds the patrons not to eat the big white breath mint...
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