In a show of solidarity with a mainstay of his voter base, President Obama today pee'ed off with security executive Big "Tiny" Balsac of the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium...The occasion was the grand re-opening of the men's room in which senior men's room attendant RHM showed off the new industrial grade exhaust fans installed during the rebuilding in compliance with new poofter bath house regulations...
Following the disastrous explosion last year when a historic poofter establishment was almost lost entirely, the Obama administration pushed through the Larry Craig Men's Room Safety Act named for a former senator who has become a tireless crusader for gay men's room security measures...RHM displayed the blowout preventers in each stall which will counter even the gaseous emissions caused by the bean burrito diets favored by the local towel boys...
Head Towel Boy Lefty has personally tested each stall while lighting up his customary after-lunch joint during the mandatory Federal Lavatory Inspector's visits, and after collection of all standard lab samples and bribes, the inspector put his Stamp of Compliance on each stall door...Zipping up after his brief tour, and getting his briefs pressed in the bath house laundry, President Obama promised many more unannounced visits in the future, while Security Chief Balsac assured him his customary seat will be reserved in the poofter hot tub room...
The President also invited Balsac to tour the newly renovated, taxpayer funded oval hot tub (shown below) installed in the Bill Clinton Executive Washroom on his next visit to the White House...
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