Although theories differ about the origin of poofter bath houses, no one can deny the latest contribution to homo history...The European bath house community is poised to make the first-ever attempt to contact alien poofter life in outer space...
Dr. Lefty of the Lesbian Propulsion Laboratory fills in some background information, "It's well known that some poofter activity is identified through a universal signalling system...For instance, when two fat homos make contact in a darkened shower room after one of them drops his bar of Dove soap, we hear a loud 'Wahooo!' from one of them"...
Dr. Lefty went on to explain that his sensitive Radio Shack listening devices, obtained through a grant from the pawn shop next to Spec's Liquor Store, have for years picked up faint signals indicative of hot tub splashing and locker room pilferage from outer space...Now the European bath house co-op is set to launch the already proven PoofX Drag Queen with former french sissyweight fighter Florian LePoof in command to establish contact with alien poofter life on a dark comet thought to house a rudimentary bath house...
Dr. Lefty explained that Monsieur Lepoof will carry gifts of fresh towels and Hamm's beer to indicate his friendly intentions to any aliens he encounters, and is prepared to probe deeply to establish communications...Honorable Master Lef Ti of China's PF Chang Poofter & Laundry Academy who provided the gift towels through a grant from the Beijing People's Poofter Collective said, "Stinky western homos need towels to mop up mess when alien poofters throw up nasty Hamm's beer"...
Dr. Lefty stated that Master Lef Ti's intentions may have been lost in translation, but he is sure they jointly wish success to this unprecedented advancement in poofter technology...Astronaut LePoof is pictured below in a promotional billboard advertising the mission...
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