Sunday, March 1, 2015

Poofter Aliens May Exist On Saturn's Moon Titan, Breathing Methane Instead Of Oxygen...

http://www.bustle.com/articles/67157-aliens-may-exist-on-saturns-moon-titan-breathing-methane-instead-of-oxygen-and-surviving-freezing-temperatures

Dr. Lefty, chief researcher of the Lesbian Propulsion Laboratory and a leading expert on moons, has announced a startling discovery of the possibility of the existence of poofter life forms on the planet Saturn's moon...Dr. Lefty, himself a major producer of methane gas due to his exclusive Taco Bell bean burrito diet, has theorized that poofter life forms can exist breathing a pure atmosphere of methane...

He says he has proved his theory as he returns to his laboratory at the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium after lunch where clients relax in steamrooms amid clouds of gaseous emissions...Having learned over the years to exist within his own mostly methane atmosphere, he believes that aliens on other planets and moons could evolve in this manner also...

He believes that oxygen may be non-existent or negligible on poofter moons, allowing them to light their cigars inside their bath houses without the need to go outdoors...He has noted the plumes of steam gushing from the overlying clouds on Saturn's moon lending credence to his theory they may be excess steam and El Producto smoke from the exhaust fans of their bath houses...

Dr. Lefty's plans include more research on the many moons available to his studies, especially those found in the nude lesbian pilates classes led by his research assistant, Mazola McLeglock...Shown below is Dr. Lefty compiling first hand evidence during his field research on exotic moons...


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