How did Netanyahu score such a decisive erection victory?...

http://www.haaretz.com/news/israel-election-2015/.premium-1.647580

In the latest salvo of shots fired between the warring Mid-East factions, Mr. Netanyahu has scored an uncontested victory against Ayatollah Leph te Rashitch's attempts to discredit the neighboring nation's erections...Normally cloaked in secrecy, the Ayatollah made a surprise "show of strength" on Iran's BHNN (Bath House News Network) with a line-up of poofters preparing to play drop-the-soap...

However, each of Leph te's hand-picked erection candidates was wearing a keffiyeh on the head which can distort an accurate measurement...Deciding to play Leph te's "I'll show you mine" game, Netanyahu led reporters through an Israeli Army barracks at shower time to show off Israeli erection power...

Mr. Netanyahu pointed out that his men not only wore no artificial head covering, but each had undergone the traditional B'rit Milah and still stood up to measurement standards...In a followup interview, Leph te complained that the unisex Israeli shower room was guarded by a very fit looking young female soldier wearing only paratrooper boots, helmet and a rifle, giving an unfair incentive to the Israeli erection process...

Answering the charges, Netanyahu said it was Leph te's choice to use an Iranian lesbian with ankle hair showing under her burqa as a "performance enhancer" for his poofters...He also pointed out that the Iranians' attention never wavered as they eyed each other waiting for the first bar of soap to hit the shower room tile...

The erection controversy has stirred President Obama to announce a peacemaking journey to the region where he will enter talks with Mr. Netanyahu while touring the sand traps on Tel Aviv's battle-pocked golf courses...Pictured below is the President's latest taxpayer-funded up-armored golf cart which will be flown to Israel along with his portable hot tub and three limousines...

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Iran's famous bathhouses are disappearing...

http://mashable.com/2015/04/03/irans-famous-bathhouses-disappearing/

Iran's Minister of Steamrooms, the Ayatollah Leph te Rashitch, is blaming Western decadence and American influence for the diminishing numbers of bath houses available for use by Iranian poofters...Leph te fondly recalls the days when he could choose from throngs of young men eager to learn the time-honored trade of towel boy, now saying, "The only new students want to learn locker pilferage and hiding their own tip jars"...

Leph te is said to have come up through the ranks as an apprentice towel boy, and learning the secrets of men's room attendancy at the feet of Grand Caliph RHM before assuming his present position of power in a coup which toppled his mentor, the Grand Caliph...Leveling charges of "infidel" at his former master for advocating new gay colors in turbans and towels, Ayatollah Leph te caused the disgraced RHM to be banished to the laundry room of the Tehran Poofter Palace as a towel folder...

It is thought that Leph te has dismissed the idea of any possible return of RHM to a position of influence, and has concentrated on growing his power base through an alliance with the radical Islamic State United Kingdom (ISUK)...Meanwhile rumors continue to surface of a connection between RHM's progressive ideas and a Hindu goat-whisperer named Rama Lambda Ernest...

The decline in the number of poofter bath houses in Iran may signal a rise in a hybrid religion combining the beliefs of Grand Caliph RHM and the reclusive Rama Lambda...Traditional Iranian bath house clients are known to be dissatisfied with the level of service in what was once the opulent lifestyle of Tehran homos, and many are calling for a change in leadership and direction...

Religious analysts say the possible hybrid religion has yet to take its final form or name as practicing poofters and traditional goat-worshipers try to work out the details of the alliance...Calls to Rama Lambda Ernest's Gonzales County ranch and temple have not been returned, and neither confirmation nor denial has been offered of the planned merger...

Sources close to the goat-whisperer say that although Ernest is a man of peace and tranquility, he does demand obedience from his followers and maintains a level of dominance in their beliefs...Shown below in one of the few known photographs of him, the Rama Lambda cautions silence to two of his young charges about their secret nocturnal rituals...

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Iran: Happy video poofters sentenced to 91 lashes and jail...

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-29272732

In a move which has brought worldwide condemnation from everyone except the orthodox muslim poofter community, the Ayatolla and Iranian Minister of Steamrooms Leph te Rashitch has sentenced three Iranian poofters and three Iranian lesbians to a harsh sentence...Ayatolla Leph te is quoted through his interpreter and spiritual adviser, Grand Caliph RHM, "The sentence of 91 lashes and jail time may seem cruel to outsiders, but this court is not without mercy"...

Ayatolla Leph te explained that each offender must apply eyeliner to the lashes of 91 drag queens before their appearance in the Tehran poofter parade which marks the beginning of his sect's high holy season...The jail sentence will be commuted to time served if the six offenders will refrain from dancing with members of the opposite sex...

Ayatolla Leph te went on to say that the male poofter offenders seem contrite and willing to accept their punishment, but the lesbian delinquents will receive special instructions from the Ayatolla himself at his sect's nudist enclave and towel folding facility...Said the Ayatolla, "They will stay under my personal supervision until their remorse is genuine, or until some new lesbos arrive, whichever comes first"...

Grand Caliph RHM also pointed out that Iranian poofter prisons are not nearly as harsh as neighboring Turkish prisons, where detainees have lukewarm spas instead of hot tubs, and soap-on-a-rope is forbidden...The Grand Caliph spoke from the Tehran Bath House & Poofter Emporium where he also operates his male lingerie boutique...

Pictured below are two of the defendants after the lash sentence was carried out...

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French crablice carrier deployed against ISUK in Iran...

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2015/02/23/french-aircraft-carrier/23872267/

Noted French poofter astronaut and former sissyweight contender Florian LePoof  is on his way to Iran to deploy the latest weapon in the arsenal against terrorist organization ISUK...Although ISUK (Islamic State United Kingdom) maintains bases in England, they are known to receive their orders from Iranian Minister of Steamrooms, Ayatollah Leph te Rashitch...

LePoof volunteered for the mission in his attempt to make up for his stinging loss in the ring to ISUK champion, Liqit Youssef on a technicality when LePoof was knocked flat by Youssef's curdled goat cheese breath...LePoof's weapon will be the treatment-resistant crablice with which he was inexplicably infested following a sparring match with sissyweight fighter RHM during which he made unwanted contact with RHM's trainer, Lefty...

Ayatollah Leph te has tried unsuccessfully on humanitarian grounds to abort LePoof's mission granted by a UN issued "special envoy" visa...Leph te has appealed to the highest UN authorities, including Secretary-General Si Yu Moon, who refused to revoke the visa since no other country wants LePoof either...

LePoof has vowed to visit every Iranian bath house in which ISUK cells are known to inhabit as he seeks his vengeance for the lost sissyweight crown...Shown below, Ayatollah Leph te gives his blessing to a devout follower before telling him he is the one chosen to meet LePoof at the airport...

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China slams 'futile' Philistine occupation of disputed bath house...

http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/05/12/us-southchinasea-philippines-china-idUSKBN0NX14F20150512

In a sabre-rattling show of power, Director Hu Flung Dung of China's Ministry of Laundry, reputed by some to be the "most powerful poofter in the world," has thrown down the gauntlet (as well as his thong) over the latest incursion into China's sovereignty as muslim homo extremists sent by Iran's Minister of Steamrooms, Ayatollah Leph te Rashitch, now occupy a remote bath house claimed by both nations...Referring to the jihadist invaders as "Philistines," in an obvious attempt to enrage Leph te, Director Dung has sent a stern warning to the Iranians saying, "Stinky bedouins no belong there! Must leave now!"...

Replying to the threat through the UN Department of Poofter Relations, Leph te announced that the disputed bath house was in the possession of members of Islamic State United Kingdom (ISUK) who have vowed occupation at least until the El Producto cigar supply is exhausted...The contested bath house is located on a remote island in the South China Sea, far from territories normally associated with islamic poofters...

Leph te claims ISUK's occupancy is legitimate because of a small herd of goats brought there centuries ago by Iranian explorers, and now tended by a lone goatherder...Director Dung challenged the Iranian claims by pointing out that the goatherder converted to Hinduism after a prolonged visit by the leader of an obscure Hindu sect named Rama Lambda Ernest, who demonstrated the advantages of his special form of goat worship...

As tempers continue to flare, and fumes continue to rise from the jihadists due to their strict diet of Red Sea sardine and curdled goat cheese sandwiches, world poofter leaders are expecting President Obama to send UN Ambassador for Poofter Relations Lefty in an attempt to settle the dispute peacefully...Speaking from his office in the UN, Ambassador Lefty said, "All these homos ever want is more Dove soap bars to drop, and Hamm's beer to wash down those sandwiches, and they expect the American taxpayers to foot the bill"...

Sources close to President Obama say he has issued orders from the oval hot tub to have two Air Force C-17's loaded with Dove soap, Hamms's beer, El Producto cigars and fresh towels standing by to leave as soon as Ambassador Lefty packs his suitcase and gets his ankle monitor re-programmed...Shown below is the ambassador's office door in the UN building where he is expected to emerge shortly for his journey...

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Texan Who Published Anti-ISUK Article Is Summoned Under Blasphemy Law...

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/12/13/world/asia/indonesia-jakarta-post-editor-anti-isis-cartoon-blasphemy-law.html?_r=0

In a laughable attempt to undermine the highly regarded news interpretation service, LeftyInTheNews, a so-called islamic court today summoned fearless publisher Truckman to answer charges of blasphemy over his recent articles concerning the islamic poofter terrorist organization, Islamic State United Kingdom (ISUK)...The deranged Ayatollah and Minister of Iranian Steamrooms, Leph te Rashitch, has issued a warrant for the arrest of Truckman citing evidence of poking fun at middle-eastern homos...

Sources close to the Ayatollah say the warrant was issued from the perceived safety of his own hot tub surrounded by his poofter toadies, none of whom seemed anxious to claim the posted reward of 72 soap-droppers in an Iranian shower room...

Shown below is the poster which is said to have appeared overnight in Iranian and other islamic bath houses...Roughly translated from the gibberish, it apparently reads, "Truckman was mean to ISUK and must be punished"...

Leph te also ordered his trembling sycophants to enter Truckman's headquarters and forcefully confiscate his computer keyboard and Diet Dr Pepper as evidence...There were no immediate volunteers as the image of Truckman's snarling pack of savage Peke-a-Poo K-9 units obviously leaped into their minds...

Truckman was asked for his comments on the threat from Ayatollah Leph te, and between gales of laughter over the thought of the ridiculous Iranian coming to get him, merely pointed to a flag (shown below) reminiscent of another attempted and failed invasion of Texas sovereignty...

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Iran supreme leader taunts U.S. poofter to fight Islamic State champ...

http://uk.reuters.com/article/2014/09/15/uk-iraq-crisis-france-idUKKBN0HA0F120140915

In a statement clearly designed to raise the ire of senior US bath house officials, radical Islamic poofter, Iranian Minister of Steamrooms, Ayatollah Leph te Rashitch, has challenged American bath house sportsmen to produce a fighter to go up against their new British champion...Iranian born Liqit Youssef was crowned sissyweight champion of the Islamic State United Kingdom (ISUK) last night in a quick decision over french challenger, Florian LePoof...

LePoof cried "foul" at the decision, saying he was momentarily overcome by what he termed as "an unfair advantage"...The ISUK champion is known to consume a ritual lunch of curdled goat cheese and Red Sea sardine sandwiches before every bout, ensuring that his breath also has a knockout punch...

Ayatollah Leph te boasted that all American fighters are weaklings, and no one can stand up to the jihad punch of Liqit Youssef...US poofters quickly fired back an answer, saying that ranked contender RHM can go the distance with any ISUK sissyweight...

Although RHM has had no championship bouts, he has already fought to a standstill in exhibition matches with gay pornstar, Arnold Swollenpecker, and lesbian nude oil wrestler, Mazola Mcleglock...But they say his main advantage is that he lives with his brother Lefty, who is also his trainer/manager, and has been immune all his life to the garbage-dump breath that is said to be Liqit Youssef's "secret weapon"...

In a hastily called press conference, Manager Lefty stated that RHM has the full backing of the prestigious Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium in any match, sanctioned or not...Said Lefty, "My boy will go jihad all over this skinny muslim's butt whether it's in the ring or in a back alley"...

Las Vegas oddsmakers are calling this match an even bet as neither fighter has a punch hard enough to knock over a sick cat...However, bidding is already skyrocketing from concessionaires looking for exclusive rights to sell Febreze and oxygen masks at what is almost certain to be an open-air fight...

In a slap at Manager Lefty's profession as a towel boy, the Ayatollah said he should remember to steal a bath house towel to throw in the ring after Youssef knocks RHM out...Lefty replied that Youssef should try to borrow LePoof's white flag to hang on his pants pole to signal a quick surrender as he enters the ring...

In this unusual bout, the highest priced seats are said to be the ones farthest from the ring, and consequently from the smell...RHM  has been seen at the Taco Bell training table (pictured below) everyday working to get his weight up to the minimum 89 pounds for the sissyweight class...

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ISUK Security Official Claims Virgins Separated From Captured Livestock, Given as Award to Fighters...

http://www.christianpost.com/news/isis-security-official-claims-virgins-separated-from-captured-women-given-as-award-to-fighters-128355/

In an obvious taunt directed at US poofters, radical gay Islamic Ayatollah Leph te Rashitch today told interviewers that as a result of the split decision in the sissyweight exhibition fight between the Islamic State United Kingdom (ISUK) champion, Liqit Youssef, and rank contender, RHM, who represents US poofters, all ISUK fighters are now awarded with virgin goats captured from British goat farmers...The Ayatollah said the humiliation suffered by Youssef in the ring was unforgivable as RHM refused to go down for, or on, the ISUK champ...

As reported earlier, the Ayatollah had boasted that no fighter could withstand the jihad punch or lethal breath of Youssef in the ring, especially after he consumed his pre-match ritual lunch of curdled goat cheese and Red Sea sardine sandwiches...But it didn't work that way as RHM's trainer Lefty explained, "Ordinarily Youssef's breath would knock over a Buick, but RHM grew up in my family, so Youssef's breath was nothing more than fresh air to him"...

A rematch is already being touted as neither fighter landed a blow in the ring, although some blows may have been exchanged in the locker room as Youssef was said to have found RHM attractive "for an infidel"...Trainer Lefty said of the possible rematch, "At least when Youssef decides to throw in the towel, he won't have to reach far"...

Lefty also said that RHM has been at the Taco Bell training table every day packing down the calories, and may exceed the 89 pound minimum sissyweight requirement by as much as two or three pounds this time...Meanwhile, Ayatollah Leph te, who also serves as Iranian Minister of Steamrooms, boasts that Youssef has begun a training regimen that includes fighting off the advances of Turkish oil wrestlers (shown below) to toughen him up...

The Turks were said to have a name for Youssef which cannot be spoken by Western tongues, but translates roughly to "the breath of a thousand knobsuckers"...Oddsmakers in Las Vegas are giving even odds that Youssef will apply for a US visa to pursue a new romantic interest, and perhaps change in religion...

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Iran Judge Closes Poofter's Zipper, Ignoring Pleas for Transparency...

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/26/world/middleeast/iran-judge-closes-reporters-trial-ignoring-pleas-for-transparency.html?_r=0

In a preview of what poofter life would be in America under sharia law, an Iranian judge ruled against a gay bath house client who wished to adopt Western ways...Not liking the lack of style in the traditional thobe worn by gay muslims before entering the bath house, Ramses Hannu Menhet (or simply RHM) wanted to bring his flair for fashion to Tehran's homo society...

RHM, who traces his lineage to his namesake in ancient Lower Mesopotamia, found he liked the style and comfort of relaxed-fit Levi's worn in the "open fly" manner of gay westerners...When he was denied entry by the doorman to the Tehran Bath House & Goat Washateria until he zipped his fly, his protest carried him to the Supreme Poofter Sharia Court...

The court, which falls under the jurisdiction of Iran's Ministry of Steamrooms, upheld the doorman's decision and ordered RHM's fly closed...The judge, Ayatollah Leph te Rashitch, became enraged when RHM pleaded for transparency by leaving the zipper open, and left the bench to angrily zip it up himself...

RHM has found an unlikely ally in neighboring Israel as Rabbi Levty, who claims his ancestry from the founder of the Levi's clothing industry, Levi Strauss, called for moderation by allowing the change...Rabbi Levty's statement that "we are all the same men under our towels," drew sharp criticism from Ayatollah Leph te, who said, "You guys are nothing like us after your best parts get whittled off"...

The rabbi's pleas for leniency are not likely to gain support in the Israeli government as he is a member of a radical branch of the Rashidic Temple, and operates a kosher non-denominational bath house near a Taco Bell deli...RHM, who was sentenced to hard labor in the Tehran bath house laundry, is said to be thinking of converting to the rabbi's faith after serving his time...

During his trial, RHM presented evidence of a precedent set by an American politician (pictured below having his zipper opened for public viewing), but was overruled...

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Hundreds expected outside Scottsdale bath house at Ayatollah cartoon contest...

http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/29/us/mohammed-cartoon-contest/

Hundreds of Arizona poofters will gather in the parking lot of the Greater Scottsdale Bath House & Trampoline Academy to protest the recent decision in Iranian Sharia Court by supreme judge, Ayatollah Leph te Rashitch...The event was inspired by a less publicized happening in which a platoon of US Marines held an impromptu contest at Camp Kaboom in Iraq during Operation Iraqi Freedom...

The Marines had just concluded a worship service at the altar of St. Britney during a visit from the chaplain, Father X, who traveled the region in a C-5 Galaxy filled with Coors, the only adult beverage permitted in Iraq since it has negligible alcohol content...After anointing themselves with several sixers each with no effect on their equilibriums, the Marines gathered at a nearby sand dune to relieve themselves and were inspired to draw caricatures of Saddam Hussein in the sand...

Father X blessed their efforts by joining them, although his sand etching was said to more resemble Mitt Romney...The current exhibition was initiated by one of the former Marines who has since converted to poofterism after four tours of duty in Iraq without the sight of an unveiled woman...

Several truckloads of sand have been hauled in from the nearby Arizona desert, and the poofters will compete to see who can draw the most accurate caricature in the sand depicting Ayatollah Leph te after consuming several bottles of the bath house favorite, Hamm's Beer...Hobby Airport oddsmaker, Yugo Leftanescu, will be accepting wagers by cell phone during the competition...

Presidential candidate Phillbo is expected to drop in by parachute as he attempts to land on a large bullseye-painted trampoline sponsored by the Phoenix Chamber of Lesbian Commerce...Phillbo will not participate in the contest as he is considered a professional athlete, and also says he cannot consume Hamm's due to a medical condition in which Hamm's has a corrosive reaction on titanium body parts...

Retired Apache Junction building inspector FredK will act as judge for the event as his reputation for being fair and impartial is beyond reproach...Shown below, two members of the Chamber of Lesbian Commerce test the trampoline for proper tension before Phillbo's arrival...

Update: Interest in this event has been so enthusiastic, it will be repeated in the winter if enough snow falls...Date to be announced...

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U.K. to Boost Poofter Presence in Persian Gulf...

http://online.wsj.com/articles/u-k-to-boost-military-presence-in-persian-gulf-1417871589

Noting the proliferation of Islamic homos in Great Britain through their umbrella organization, Islamic State United Kingdom (or ISUK), Prime Minister David Cameron has authorized an increase in British poofter presence in the Middle East...A spokesman for the PM who asked not to be identified said British intelligence indicates the main goal behind the ISUK incursion was to overload British laundries with their traditional garments and the rugs on which they kneel to gain access to worship each other's centers of attention...

After a planning session with prominent members of Great Britain's bath house society, the PM appointed Sir Neville Clive Flamingwell to assemble a team of bath house veterans to enter Middle Eastern tents known to house poofter activity, and ascertain their vulnerable points...Sir Neville immediately enlisted the help of Commodore Leftchester of the Royal Horse Marines (RHM) for his vast knowledge of military homo tactics commonly used in Iranian naval ports...

The now-retired Commodore is said to have spent 20 years as an undercover towel boy in the Tehran bath houses right under the nose of Iranian Ayatollah and Minister of Steamrooms Leph te Rashitch...The Commodore (who prefers the nickname "Leftie" given to him by his barracks admirers) spoke in guarded terms about his experience under Minister Leph te, "The filthy buggerer was so busy getting his member rubbed by all his fawning toadies, he couldn't even smell out the spies in his own laundry room"...

Sir Neville said he expects the hatracks in the cloakrooms of Iranian steamrooms soon to be so crowded with bowler hats and umbrellas, they won't have room for their own keffiyehs...Sir Neville also indicated a possible alliance with nude lesbian oil wrestling champion, Mazola McLeglock, who is on an educational tour of lesbian massage parlors in Bahrain teaching the Islamic lesbians how to be nude under their burqas without violating sharia law...

Shown below, Ms. McLeglock's personal bodyguard, midget lesbian Deputy Dumpy Bunny, showed off her stealth technique in entering a Bahrainian muslim poofter ceremony...

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The Men's Room Which Became Jihadi John...

http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2015/02/unmasking-jihadi-john-Mohammed-Emwazi-islamic-state-beheading-videos/386153/

The Tehran Twiddler, a popular news daily found in all Iranian poofter bath houses, today featured a story on home remodeling in their hut & garden section...Iranian Minister of Steamrooms Ayatollah Leph te Rashitch proudly showed off his latest men's room project which he has labeled the "Jihadi John"...

Being an important official in Iran's gay lifestyle, the Ayatollah was able to gain a permit for running water in his mud hut, provided by a team of off duty bath house towel boys who run back and forth in a bucket brigade from the polluted stream in the back...Leph te also avoids the high Tehran city taxes on his improvements by having it registered as a religious center due to his many daily pilgrimages to the holy waters...

The new facilities have also drawn the interest of western-world military specialists who have all made note of the exact GPS coordinates...US Navy seal teams in particular have scheduled their own improvements in the neighborhood, beginning with reducing the structures to a pile of stone-age rubble, a move which will set the islamist movement back at least a week...

As in all Iranian homes, the indoor facilities are for men only, and the porcelain fixtures all feature likenesses of fallen middle-eastern martyrs...One of the urinals in the "Jihadi John" is pictured below, and above each one a sign reminds the patrons not to eat the big white breath mint...

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A pertinent religious question...

http://islamqa.info/en/21745

Religion editor Dan files this clarification,

"Intercourse with the Wife in the Bathroom

Question and answer details

Name of Questioner: MuslimaReply date: 2014/03/15Question:

What is the ruling on a man having intercourse with his wives in the bathroom? Some people take a bath with their wives and may become aroused. Is it permitted?

consultant: Dr. `Abdul-Wahhab ibn Nasir Al-Taririconsultant: Muhammad Saleh Al-Munajjid

Answer
In the Name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.All praise and thanks are due to Allah, and peace and blessings be upon His Messenger.
Dear questioner, thank you very much for having confidence in us, and we hope our efforts, which are purely for Allah's Sake, meet your expectations.In Islam, a man is permitted to take a bath with his wives, as the Prophet (peace and blessings be upon him) used to take a bath with his wives. Also, the husband is permitted to have sexual intercourse with his wife in the bathroom.

Responding to the question, the prominent Saudi scholar Dr. `Abdul-Wahhab ibn Nasir Al-Tariri, states the following:
Diddling the wifey in the bathtub is OK, but doing it sitting on the crapper is forbidden."

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Publisher's update: Most Honored Imam Leph te Rashitch adds through his translator, Grand Caliph RHM, "Well, so much for the idea of doing her in the vestibule of the mosque during Ramadan..."

Shown below are a modern bathroom as found in any muslim home, followed by the men's room of the Syrian ISIS headquarters...

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U.N. Poofter Negotiators Reach Compromise, Bare...

http://gawker.com/u-n-climate-negotiators-reach-compromise-barely-1670899242

UN Ambassador for Poofter Relations Lefty reports today on an important new compromise agreement reached between the major Security Council members concerning climate control...A major skirmish was narrowly averted as a coalition of members was able to agree on a rotating schedule for seating next to the temperature control in the council's hot tub...

Poofter members from nations located in different climates throughout the world have their own temperature and humidity preferences, which has been a major bone of contention in the hot tubs and steamrooms...Ambassador Lefty, who already serves as liaison to the lesbian pearldiving committee, was disqualified as temperature manager due to unresolved bribe allegations...

Chinese Oil Minister Hu Flung Dung and Iranian Potentate of Steamrooms Leph te Rashitch both abstained from the vote over British Queen's Representative Sir Neville Clive Flamingwell's insistence on bringing his umbrella to the communal shower room...Agreement was finally reached to let Men's Room Council Chairman RHM use his Magic 8-Ball to choose the rotation schedule for the first month of climate control co-chairmen...

Secretary-General Si Yu Moon of Thailand expressed his relief at not having to assign peacekeepers for the refugees housed in the male lingerie boutique operated by Chairman RHM...Shown below, former US Senator Larry Craig, now the senior UN men's room attendant, invites poofters of all creeds and perversion preferences to visit the UN Assembly Men's Room in safety and comfort...

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World's largest Motel 6 coming to Mecca...

http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/21/travel/abraj-kudai-mecca-largest-hotel-feat/

As the Mideast continues to boil with infighting between Islamic State United Kingdom (ISUK) and other warring desert poofters over bath house rights, business goes on when opportunities arise...Knowing that some poofters desire a bit more privacy than the convivial atmosphere of the local bath house shrines for their rituals, Motel 6 has announced construction of its largest facility in the mecca of mideastern homos, Tehran, Iran...

Planned in conjunction with Iran's Ministry of Steamrooms to assure strict compliance with all Iranian building codes, the new facility will feature tent walls of the finest canvas available from nearby abandoned military housing projects...Privacy will be assured by linen dividers creating several cubicles in each tent...

As many as 10,000 partitions should provide adequate rendezvous space for Tehran's homos with little waiting...A twink maid service will be standing by discreetly to provide fresh towels and knee rugs for each guest on arrival...

In accordance with sharia law, all kneeling stations will be designed to face east...In order to accommodate all poofter preferences, separate facilities for lesbians, transgendered and the undecided are provided (hourly rates prevail, reservations with deposit only)...

The Ministry of Steamrooms apologizes for any inconvenience caused by shelling or airstrikes nearby and asks all poofters to address complaints to the great satan, George Bush...As Ayatollah Leph te says, "We'll leave a light on for you"...

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