US President Obama continues to cause controversy as he attempts to adjust his learning curve in the world of international poofter relations...His blundering bid to buy peace at US taxpayer expense by sending cargo planes loaded with poofter toilet articles to the scene of a South China Sea squabble has resulted in more bad feelings for all...
UN Ambassador for Poofter Relations Lefty reports, "These foreign butt pirates only stopped slapping at each other long enough to grab up all the Hamm's and El Productos, then they went back to towel-snapping each other"...After all the supplies had been removed from the two military C-17's, the crews noted that all the wheels had been removed from the planes leaving them both on concrete blocks...
Since the incident occurred on foreign soil, protocol demanded that INTERPOOF, the international gay crimes agency, be called in to investigate, and Inspector RHM was sent to report on the matter...Meanwhile, another cargo plane carrying new wheels and a contingent of US Marines to stand guard was dispatched to the scene of dispute...
Inspector RHM quickly determined that the theft was made by a gay spinoff gang from the Chinese Triad organization known as the Dragon Dongs...It is suspected that the entire "turf war" between the middle-eastern jihadist homos and the Chinese Ministry of Laundry over the disputed bath house may have been instigated by the criminal organization to gain a foothold in the lucrative Asian hot tub industry...
Ambassador Lefty acknowledged that the profits are high when poofters want to make bubbles together, and still maintains hope that a peaceful solution can be found for the warring factions as long as the US Treasury can hold out...Inspector RHM also believes that bringing the Chinese gay gangsters to justice may help settle the bath house feud...
Meanwhile, President Obama (pictured below) attempts to dodge questioning on the event by copping a feel on the lesbian reporter assigned to interview him on the matter...
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