In a move which has brought worldwide condemnation from everyone except the orthodox muslim poofter community, the Ayatolla and Iranian Minister of Steamrooms Leph te Rashitch has sentenced three Iranian poofters and three Iranian lesbians to a harsh sentence...Ayatolla Leph te is quoted through his interpreter and spiritual adviser, Grand Caliph RHM, "The sentence of 91 lashes and jail time may seem cruel to outsiders, but this court is not without mercy"...
Ayatolla Leph te explained that each offender must apply eyeliner to the lashes of 91 drag queens before their appearance in the Tehran poofter parade which marks the beginning of his sect's high holy season...The jail sentence will be commuted to time served if the six offenders will refrain from dancing with members of the opposite sex...
Ayatolla Leph te went on to say that the male poofter offenders seem contrite and willing to accept their punishment, but the lesbian delinquents will receive special instructions from the Ayatolla himself at his sect's nudist enclave and towel folding facility...Said the Ayatolla, "They will stay under my personal supervision until their remorse is genuine, or until some new lesbos arrive, whichever comes first"...
Grand Caliph RHM also pointed out that Iranian poofter prisons are not nearly as harsh as neighboring Turkish prisons, where detainees have lukewarm spas instead of hot tubs, and soap-on-a-rope is forbidden...The Grand Caliph spoke from the Tehran Bath House & Poofter Emporium where he also operates his male lingerie boutique...
Pictured below are two of the defendants after the lash sentence was carried out...
Pictured below are two of the defendants after the lash sentence was carried out...
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