In a laughable attempt to undermine the highly regarded news interpretation service, LeftyInTheNews, a so-called islamic court today summoned fearless publisher Truckman to answer charges of blasphemy over his recent articles concerning the islamic poofter terrorist organization, Islamic State United Kingdom (ISUK)...The deranged Ayatollah and Minister of Iranian Steamrooms, Leph te Rashitch, has issued a warrant for the arrest of Truckman citing evidence of poking fun at middle-eastern homos...
Sources close to the Ayatollah say the warrant was issued from the perceived safety of his own hot tub surrounded by his poofter toadies, none of whom seemed anxious to claim the posted reward of 72 soap-droppers in an Iranian shower room...
Shown below is the poster which is said to have appeared overnight in Iranian and other islamic bath houses...Roughly translated from the gibberish, it apparently reads, "Truckman was mean to ISUK and must be punished"...
Leph te also ordered his trembling sycophants to enter Truckman's headquarters and forcefully confiscate his computer keyboard and Diet Dr Pepper as evidence...There were no immediate volunteers as the image of Truckman's snarling pack of savage Peke-a-Poo K-9 units obviously leaped into their minds...
Truckman was asked for his comments on the threat from Ayatollah Leph te, and between gales of laughter over the thought of the ridiculous Iranian coming to get him, merely pointed to a flag (shown below) reminiscent of another attempted and failed invasion of Texas sovereignty...
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