http://online.wsj.com/articles/u-k-to-boost-military-presence-in-persian-gulf-1417871589
Noting the proliferation of Islamic homos in Great Britain through their umbrella organization, Islamic State United Kingdom (or ISUK), Prime Minister David Cameron has authorized an increase in British poofter presence in the Middle East...A spokesman for the PM who asked not to be identified said British intelligence indicates the main goal behind the ISUK incursion was to overload British laundries with their traditional garments and the rugs on which they kneel to gain access to worship each other's centers of attention...
After a planning session with prominent members of Great Britain's bath house society, the PM appointed Sir Neville Clive Flamingwell to assemble a team of bath house veterans to enter Middle Eastern tents known to house poofter activity, and ascertain their vulnerable points...Sir Neville immediately enlisted the help of Commodore Leftchester of the Royal Horse Marines (RHM) for his vast knowledge of military homo tactics commonly used in Iranian naval ports...
The now-retired Commodore is said to have spent 20 years as an undercover towel boy in the Tehran bath houses right under the nose of Iranian Ayatollah and Minister of Steamrooms Leph te Rashitch...The Commodore (who prefers the nickname "Leftie" given to him by his barracks admirers) spoke in guarded terms about his experience under Minister Leph te, "The filthy buggerer was so busy getting his member rubbed by all his fawning toadies, he couldn't even smell out the spies in his own laundry room"...
Sir Neville said he expects the hatracks in the cloakrooms of Iranian steamrooms soon to be so crowded with bowler hats and umbrellas, they won't have room for their own keffiyehs...Sir Neville also indicated a possible alliance with nude lesbian oil wrestling champion, Mazola McLeglock, who is on an educational tour of lesbian massage parlors in Bahrain teaching the Islamic lesbians how to be nude under their burqas without violating sharia law...
Shown below, Ms. McLeglock's personal bodyguard, midget lesbian Deputy Dumpy Bunny, showed off her stealth technique in entering a Bahrainian muslim poofter ceremony...
The photo concerns me. No one seems to be protecting the innocent endangered BEER. No wonder it's a war zone. UTAH Bill
ReplyDeleteConsidering that this may be a military gathering, the glass may contain nothing more than Coors...Surely even undisciplined savages wouldn't threaten a precious resource such as real beer...
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