In a sabre-rattling show of power, Director Hu Flung Dung of China's Ministry of Laundry, reputed by some to be the "most powerful poofter in the world," has thrown down the gauntlet (as well as his thong) over the latest incursion into China's sovereignty as muslim homo extremists sent by Iran's Minister of Steamrooms, Ayatollah Leph te Rashitch, now occupy a remote bath house claimed by both nations...Referring to the jihadist invaders as "Philistines," in an obvious attempt to enrage Leph te, Director Dung has sent a stern warning to the Iranians saying, "Stinky bedouins no belong there! Must leave now!"...
Replying to the threat through the UN Department of Poofter Relations, Leph te announced that the disputed bath house was in the possession of members of Islamic State United Kingdom (ISUK) who have vowed occupation at least until the El Producto cigar supply is exhausted...The contested bath house is located on a remote island in the South China Sea, far from territories normally associated with islamic poofters...
Leph te claims ISUK's occupancy is legitimate because of a small herd of goats brought there centuries ago by Iranian explorers, and now tended by a lone goatherder...Director Dung challenged the Iranian claims by pointing out that the goatherder converted to Hinduism after a prolonged visit by the leader of an obscure Hindu sect named Rama Lambda Ernest, who demonstrated the advantages of his special form of goat worship...
As tempers continue to flare, and fumes continue to rise from the jihadists due to their strict diet of Red Sea sardine and curdled goat cheese sandwiches, world poofter leaders are expecting President Obama to send UN Ambassador for Poofter Relations Lefty in an attempt to settle the dispute peacefully...Speaking from his office in the UN, Ambassador Lefty said, "All these homos ever want is more Dove soap bars to drop, and Hamm's beer to wash down those sandwiches, and they expect the American taxpayers to foot the bill"...
Sources close to President Obama say he has issued orders from the oval hot tub to have two Air Force C-17's loaded with Dove soap, Hamms's beer, El Producto cigars and fresh towels standing by to leave as soon as Ambassador Lefty packs his suitcase and gets his ankle monitor re-programmed...Shown below is the ambassador's office door in the UN building where he is expected to emerge shortly for his journey...
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