As the Mideast continues to boil with infighting between Islamic State United Kingdom (ISUK) and other warring desert poofters over bath house rights, business goes on when opportunities arise...Knowing that some poofters desire a bit more privacy than the convivial atmosphere of the local bath house shrines for their rituals, Motel 6 has announced construction of its largest facility in the mecca of mideastern homos, Tehran, Iran...
Planned in conjunction with Iran's Ministry of Steamrooms to assure strict compliance with all Iranian building codes, the new facility will feature tent walls of the finest canvas available from nearby abandoned military housing projects...Privacy will be assured by linen dividers creating several cubicles in each tent...
As many as 10,000 partitions should provide adequate rendezvous space for Tehran's homos with little waiting...A twink maid service will be standing by discreetly to provide fresh towels and knee rugs for each guest on arrival...
In accordance with sharia law, all kneeling stations will be designed to face east...In order to accommodate all poofter preferences, separate facilities for lesbians, transgendered and the undecided are provided (hourly rates prevail, reservations with deposit only)...
The Ministry of Steamrooms apologizes for any inconvenience caused by shelling or airstrikes nearby and asks all poofters to address complaints to the great satan, George Bush...As Ayatollah Leph te says, "We'll leave a light on for you"...
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