In the latest salvo of shots fired between the warring Mid-East factions, Mr. Netanyahu has scored an uncontested victory against Ayatollah Leph te Rashitch's attempts to discredit the neighboring nation's erections...Normally cloaked in secrecy, the Ayatollah made a surprise "show of strength" on Iran's BHNN (Bath House News Network) with a line-up of poofters preparing to play drop-the-soap...
However, each of Leph te's hand-picked erection candidates was wearing a keffiyeh on the head which can distort an accurate measurement...Deciding to play Leph te's "I'll show you mine" game, Netanyahu led reporters through an Israeli Army barracks at shower time to show off Israeli erection power...
Mr. Netanyahu pointed out that his men not only wore no artificial head covering, but each had undergone the traditional B'rit Milah and still stood up to measurement standards...In a followup interview, Leph te complained that the unisex Israeli shower room was guarded by a very fit looking young female soldier wearing only paratrooper boots, helmet and a rifle, giving an unfair incentive to the Israeli erection process...
Answering the charges, Netanyahu said it was Leph te's choice to use an Iranian lesbian with ankle hair showing under her burqa as a "performance enhancer" for his poofters...He also pointed out that the Iranians' attention never wavered as they eyed each other waiting for the first bar of soap to hit the shower room tile...
The erection controversy has stirred President Obama to announce a peacemaking journey to the region where he will enter talks with Mr. Netanyahu while touring the sand traps on Tel Aviv's battle-pocked golf courses...Pictured below is the President's latest taxpayer-funded up-armored golf cart which will be flown to Israel along with his portable hot tub and three limousines...
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