Learning from his mistakes of the past, Japan's Poofter Minister (PM) "Abe" immediately sought a vote of confidence in a new erection, but then faced a new challenge due to an overlooked point of parliamentary procedure...The disgraced former Trade Minister (TM), lesbian Sukyu Longdime, called for a motion unseen since the Hirohito regime...
The so-called "parlor trick" provision of Japanese law was reinstated following WWII during which it was suspended by Army General Togo, whose penile shortcomings were an unending source of embarrassment...Prior to the war a Poofter Minister could be called upon by Parliament to perform an acrobatic act to prove his worthiness after an erection victory, but the move since fell into disuse...
Former TM Longdime, knowing personally of "Abe's" inability to perform before an audience, demanded he prove his erection victory was legitimate by balancing a spinning basketball on the end of it for one minute..."Abe" immediately called a parliamentary recess to consult with the visiting Harlem Globetrotters team for advice, none of which were available due to contractual commitments elsewhere...
As we know, Japanese Poofter Ministers have great respect for US Presidents which is why they all assume the name of a former President when they take their oaths of office...PM "Abe" immediately thought of his overseas friend Barack, and discreetly contacted the White House through diplomatic channels...
From his oval hot tub, Barack then dispatched UN Ambassador for Poofter Relations Lefty to Tokyo with instructions to help "Abe" achieve a balanced position...Lefty recalled his long experience with a traveling circus, and soon had the PM performing his act in true Meadowlark Lemon fashion...
Lefty also demonstrated why he is the poofter world's "go to guy" for diplomatic difficulties when he assuaged lesbian Sukyu Longdime's hurt feelings by making her the centerpiece in his own "spinner" exhibition using his own protuberance in an after hours performance at the Tokyo Bath House & Poofter Parliament...Shown below, "Abe" gets some help with gastro-intestinal pressure release just before his parliamentary performance...
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