Unable to avoid the publicity generated in their latest scandal, China's Communist Party leaders have expelled the former director of their Ministry of Laundry, Hu Flung Dung...The powerful executive resisted the move knowing what lay in store for him as he fell from the top rung of Chinese bath house society...
The now disgraced Mr. Dung had little to say as he was led away from his executive hot tub wearing only the soiled towel of an apprentice towel boy...Authorities reported under promise of anonymity that he will be interned in a secure facility for "re-education" in basic laundry procedures before being considered for a return to public bath house life...
Details have been sketchy concerning his fall from grace, but high-placed sources report that his personal assistant and favorite towel boy, Lef Ti, has been temporarily elevated to the oval hot tub symbolizing the powerful office of Director...In a hastily called press conference, Lef Ti had little to say about his former boss, "Stingy poofter think he can get away without tipping!...Him see now"...
Hu Flung Dung is reportedly in transit under heavy guard to the Hanzhob People's Poofter Collective deep in the Chinese interior where he will be apprenticed to Showermaster Rili Huang Min (or simply RHM) where he will be retrained as a men's room attendant until he has learned proper humility...Mr. Dung was quoted as saying he hopes to be advanced quickly to Skidmark Inspector in the bath house laundry's towel disbursement office...
Although formal alliances have not yet been established with American homos, President Obama is said to have asked the UN Ambassador for Poofter Relations Lefty to open diplomatic channels with Lef Ti...The seasoned envoy expected no problems with his Chinese counterpart when he said, "Like all towel boys, he'll take a bribe...I'll lowball him until I find his price"...
Shown below, two Hong Kong poofters argue over possession of one of the few clean towels before entering their local bath house...
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