Denmark continues to lead the poofter news parade...First with their lenient new marriage laws, and indications of early bath house history, the nation is now poised to challenge Canada and Russia in the UN for the prestigious Pants Pole Award...
As is widely known, Canadian and Russian poofters lead the world in public pants pole displays, but Danish homos are now challenging the title holders with the help of a pole collector...A semi-retired firetruck salesman and renowned pole collector known only as Ricky has inadvertently shown the Danes the path to fame...
The collaboration began as Ricky, who supplements his income by renting himself out as a sunblock, contracted to block the sun for a fair-skinned group on a nearby nude beach...The group failed to inform Ricky they were Danish poofters wanting to experience a nude beach, but wanting to avoid a painful sunburn...
Ricky's enormous physique not only kept the sun away from them, but scared away other poofters also, which lessened their enjoyment of the day...In an attempt to make it up to them, Ricky took the Danes to his private pole museum, featuring barber poles, stripper poles and especially firehouse poles, where he presented each of them with a souvenir pole to take home...
Upon their return to Copenhagen the Danes quickly learned they could carry the poles inside their pants which proved to be a great advantage in attracting other poofters...The challenge to the Russian and Canadian pants pole enthusiasts is sure to create an interesting international competition...
Ricky had to decline their invitation to visit the bath houses of Denmark due to current passenger size restrictions on overseas flights, but he sent them a flag from his private flagpole collection (shown below) which they now fly on Gay Pride day...
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