PNW Arms, a subsidiary of Nox Industries, has announced the release (although some sources call it the escape) of an advanced designated driver for inebriated golfers whose blood alcohol content (BAC) measures over the .300 Blackout limit as set by the Poofter Golf Association (PGA)...The new driver joins the already popular Tiger Woods signature model driver which has seen skyrocketing sales among philandering husbands as its foam rubber design has proven harmless if used by angry wives who attempt to beat them senseless...
Also in the works is the AK Gandy signature model which is guaranteed to drive consistently to the left on any course of discussion...And on the designing table is the Le Voyager "Pot Stirrer," built to withstand caustic additives when stirring your home-brewed sour mash, and weighted to avoid the topic when stirring up a debate...
Spokesmodel for PNW Arms, Lefty, was on hand to demonstrate proper grip techniques for lesbian golfers who have been out of practice in grasping a shaft...Sill waiting for approval from the PGA is the Pamela Anderson "Advantage" driver (shown below) designed for topless dancers who have a problem seeing the ball because of their ample cleavage...
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