In a re-affirmation of long-standing Arkansas tradition, a federal court today struck down a law preventing marital unions between consenting adults no matter their gender, species, family relation, number of spouses, breathing status or planet of birth, as long as they have reached the age of majority, which in Arkansas is apparently thirteen...
In accordance with the new court guidelines, Father Lefty of the Temple of Our Lady of Diminished Virginity has announced his latest wedding chapel opening in Kinder Gap, Arkansas just in time for those who wish to take advantage of year-end tax shelters with extra dependents...His close associate and business partner, Mr. C.N. Spitt, Esq., will be happy to discuss his new rates on group divorces in his law office, located conveniently next door to the chapel...
Father Lefty's brother, RHM, who has taken a leave of absence from his position as men's room attendant at the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium, will operate a branch of his popular men's lingerie boutique selling bridal veils in all common sizes for gays, lesbians, family members and pets regardless of gender assignment...All three businesses will be located in Le Voyager Plaza between the 24 hour liquor store and all-state ID card factory (sold for novelty purposes only)...
All three new businesses have received sanction from the Arkansas Chamber of Commerce subject to bribery checks clearing the local banks, and Father Lefty assures all clients he is prepared to observe all religious customs and rituals, in accordance with federal mandates...Pictured below is a double wedding ceremony between ISIS leaders and their latest virgin brides...
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