The deepening crisis concerning the ice shortage in the Hobby Airport bath house district now has had environmental scientists scratching their heads for a solution...The problem first surfaced earlier this year when enraged poofters began a protest demonstration over the rising temperature of their iced coffees served by the attending towel boys...
Officials decided to call in an expert before the situation reached crisis proportions, and Dr. Lefty of the Lesbian Propulsion Laboratory responded...After making a quick tour of the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium where the problem was centered, including an extended study of the nude lesbian yoga classes, Dr. Lefty quickly targeted the problem area...
It seems the ice storage area had been located in the towel boys' locker room where the noisy machinery wouldn't disturb the activities of the poofter clientele...Wear patterns on the floor indicated a high traffic area centered on the wall where the freezers were plugged in...
Dr. Lefty's analysis concluded that a series of observation holes had been drilled into the wall to the nude lesbian yoga classroom on the other side, allowing clandestine viewing from the excitable towel boys...He further theorized that an unscrupulous towel boy may have collected a fee from the other towel boys to watch the lesbians, and in their excitement may have inadvertently kicked loose the freezer power cords, thereby causing the ice meltage...
When asked how he arrived at his detailed theory, he merely suggested his years of experience had sharpened his investigative skills...He further suggested stationing a deputy at the wall to guard against further power outages, perhaps a midget who isn't tall enough to be tempted by looking through the holes...
Shown below is what was seen through the peepholes at the time of discovery...
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