In a collaborative effort, researchers from the Institute for Advanced Lesbian Studies (IALS) have joined forces with factfinders in Norway in their quest for knowledge of early poofter history...Taking advantage of a temporary injunction against legal action on the various morals charges against him, Norwegian fugitive and Viking history buff, Ifar Toften, presented his credentials to Professor Lefty of the IALS in a dimly lit closet of a popular Hobby Airport bath house...
The professor then showed Mr. Toften his, after which they both came out of the closet and began to form plans to visit Norway and explore ancient Viking lesbian legends...It has long been thought that a band of renegade Viking lesbians led by a fiery midget named Nanookie of the North raided poofter villages on the west coast of North America in what became the San Francisco area, then worked their way north to the Yukon before retreating from the glaciers of the Ice Age...
Professor Lefty's earlier research was curtailed by a lack of funding, and the sudden discovery of several bench warrants against him by Alaskan authorities which were later dismissed by the personal intervention of former Governor Palin...The Governor acted on Professor Lefty's behalf after a private conference in the Governor's hot tub following a chance meeting in an Alaskan arraignment court where Mrs. Palin had appeared concerning a family difficulty...
An itinerary is currently being worked out whereby the Professor and Mr. Toften can travel together if a route can be found where neither have active warrants from local jurisdictions...The professor predicts successful research into lesbian Viking history as long as Mr. Toften's funding is available...
The professor said in a press conference, "If this homo's tip money holds out, I'll do research in every lesbo strip bar in Norway"...Pictured below is the type of environment Professor Lefty hopes to uncover...
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