Another valuable service for our readership...

After observing the importance of planning one's journeys carefully through the Hobby Airport area, and other questionable locales, LeftyInTheNews is proud to present another service to those superstitious poofters needing all the help they can get..."Your Homoscope" is devised from divinations revealed to the ancient seer and oracle, Nostraleftus...

The long gone soothsayer left messages for the faithful scrawled on the backs of labels peeled from timeworn beer bottles found in a Saxon poofter bath house uncovered in an excavation of the Frankish Empire in modern day France by Professor Lefty of the Institute for Advanced Lesbian Studies...

The professor said that Nostraleftus left many puzzling quatrains which he hopes to decipher as long as the government grant money from the Obama administration holds out...Unfortunately, Nostraleftus was killed in a bizarre accident before completing his work when he slipped on a bar of Dove soap that he failed to see on the bath house floor...

In the meantime, gay believers of the occult may wish to consult the stars before planning their day using the handy guide found with the links to departments under the Lefty In The News banner at the top of any page...

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