Noting the interest taken in goat husbandry by other Asian poofter leaders, North Korea's Kim Jong-un has taken it upon himself to investigate the phenomenon by visiting the goat worship campus of Hindu holy man, Rama Lambda Ernest, in the tranquil hills of Gonzales County...Joining Kim in the pursuit of higher education was his colleague, Honorable Master Lef Ti of China's PF Chang Poofter & Laundry Academy...
The meeting began with an exchange of gifts as Rama Lambda Ernest offered the two orientals a tray of chili burritos made exclusively with vegetarian chili since Ernest observes strict Hindu dietary laws by not consuming meat...Kim and Lef Ti then offered Ernest a version of Hamm's beer brewed under license in Pyongyang from a revised formula including rice and recycled rickshaw tires since the more traditional ingredients are in short supply in North Korea...
Rama Lambda Ernest expressed his gratitude since the only liquid refreshment he had on hand was a large supply of Coors left over from an interfaith conference with Father X of the Temple of Our Lady of Diminished Virginity who left it behind as he always traveled with a tap-equipped tanker truck...Kim and Lef Ti seemed confused about Ernest's non-meat diet as they had been told of a method developed by the Hindu holy man for tenderizing even the toughest meat...
Ernest said the method was actually a part of his nightly religious ceremony in which he expresses his special love for his goat herd, after which even the rowdiest animal becomes a tender companion content to sleep peacefully at his side...After the demonstration the two Asians agreed this is a side of animal affection they had never considered, and promised to introduce it to the Asian bath house community...
Rama Lambda Ernest expressed his concern over stories of alleged cruelty toward Korean goat herds by Kim's uncle and military defense chief...Kim assured Ernest that the matter was no longer a worry as his uncle had been accidentally executed by anti-aircraft fire during a training exercise by the North Korean air force (pictured below)...
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