With the 2016 Presidential election still 18 months away, candidates representing all walks of life are already jockeying for position in the overcrowded field...The LGBTU (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Undecided) contingent is definitely one of the fastest growing, and most vocal of the special interest voting blocs...
This election cycle they decided to move their center of operations from the more traditional coastal bath house centers such as New York or San Francisco, to a more centralized location in the Hobby Airport Bath House District of Houston, Texas...The logical choice for the position of moderator in this opening debate, Houston's lesbian Mayor Annise Parker, ruled that flashy, colorful clothing would be banned, and all participants, including herself, would wear a simple, black thong so as not to distract the audience...
As expected, gay pornstar Arnold Swollenpecker is the frontrunner of the male homos, and was selected to represent them even though many poofters think his celebrity status gives him an unfair advantage...The clear choice to speak for the lesbians was perennial candidate Phillbo, who with each election draws more votes...
In introducing Phillbo, Hollywood personalities Ellen DeGeneres and Rosie O'Donnell agreed Phillbo is a lesbian at heart before retiring to their private dressing room to apply a fresh coat of chocolate sauce on each other...Bath house hat check person, Fedora "Butch" Jenner, although still undecided which gender to choose, was selected to speak for both the bisexuals and transgenders, as well as the undecided...
Entering the race in a new category representing the retrosexuals, was long-time Hobby Airport resident SBA, owner/operator of the Braniff Street Piano Roll Museum...Pushing his wheelchair onstage was his long-suffering daughter, who was heard to whisper, "Don't worry Daddy, you won't get in trouble for not wearing your pants this one time"...
SBA speaks for those retrosexuals who only want things to go back to the good old days...Although he is unclear on when he last had sex, or with whom, or whether he enjoyed it or not, he believes a young upstart named Kennedy was running for office...
Each candidate was given a chance to state his/her/its positions on the issues by Moderator Parker who was assisted with her teleprompter by her wife...In his closing remarks, candidate Phillbo discreetly adjusting his thong, asked the key question which audiences had been hoping for, and the other candidates were dreading, "Does this look swollen to you?" after which Moderator Parker called for the curtain to fall...
Pictured below is the wardrobe technician's poodle helping to gather the discarded garments after the debate...
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