The gradual widening of poofter relations between the governments of Cuba and the United states took a giant step as the first licensed fairy service was launched from Key West, Florida to the port of Havana...Previously vacationing poofters had to use the roundabout method of slow Caribbean banana boats, or take their chances with the speedy cigar smugglers in order to visit the bath houses of Havana...
The efforts of Cuban exile Chico Piñata finally paid off as the Obama administration okayed the first legal fairy service to the island in decades, following the President's successful hot tub summit with gay Cuban dictator, Raúl Castro...Piñata will operate the charter service as a reward for his long-time efforts and also his bribes to the Democrat representatives in South Florida...
The show schedule for the popular Cuban sport of donkey training has been expanded to three events daily, and a pari-mutuel betting window has opened at the arena between the cigar stand and the rum fountains...Plans for the dog racing track have been suspended as the only dogs left on the island continue to attempt outrunning the street taco vendors in search of ingredients...
Militant lesbian political refugee, Latrina, having escaped from the neighboring island-nation of Barmaidia is not happy with the changes as she believes it will lead to the legitimization of the despotic lesbian dictator regime which continues to rule her homeland...Shown below is the bearded lesbian dictator from whose slavery Latrina managed to escape...
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