The long planned US visit of Japan's Poofter Minister (PM) "Abe" has been marked with controversy over the PM's comments concerning the legitimacy of US President "Barack's" favorite sport, World Wrestling Entertainment...In deference to the poofter majority in Japan's parliament, the US President follows Japanese protocol by assuming the first name identity of his favorite president when engaged in official poofter relations with the Asian power...
It is long known that "Barack" enjoys the high flying action of WWE's muscular performers, and closely identifies with the now retired Iron Shiek, since both were born in the North African region...At their first meeting in the oval hot tub at the White House, "Barack" seemed rattled by the assertion from "Abe" that the popular Asian nude sumo oil wrestling team of 650 pound Chinese, Hef Ti, and Japanese midget, Dinki Winki, known together as Mister Blister, could annihilate any WWE team inside the squared circle...
Speaking through his translator, "Abe" told the President, "Sissy American wrestlers no can stand up in ring with Asian powerhouse poofters!"..."Barack," taken aback by "Abe's" unpredicted challenge, was so shaken he even lost the game of "Hot Tub Battleship" the two were playing by mistakenly grabbing "Abe's' submarine instead of his own, thereby causing a premature missile launch, which hit a bystanding White House towel boy in the eye...
Naval observers in the room just shook their heads over the Commander-in-Chief's blunder, and left to discuss new strategy in the next round of war games...In a hastily called news conference, the flustered President, standing behind his bulletproof towel, responded to a question from a LeftyInTheNews correspondent by saying, "I'll bet the WWE has a team that can take down Mister Blister in two out of three falls"...
Almost immediately the President's cell phone rang and a muted voice in a thick East European accent was clearly heard to say, "I'll take that bet"...The voice is thought to have belonged to the cross-dressing Hobby Airport area oddsmaker, Yugo Leftanescu, with whom the President has had dealings with less than desirable results...
On one of his frequent trips to the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium, the President made a small wager over whose bubble could reach the surface of their hot tub first...Faced with paying up after his loss, the President explained he carried no change with him on his travels, and on each subsequent visit, a Secret Service agent has been dispatched to Yugo's office in a nearby topless bar to pay the weekly "juice" on the lost bet...
Shown below is the Hallmark greeting card PM "Abe" left in "Barack's" locker to express his gratitude after the historic meeting...
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