Friday, May 29, 2015

New addition to our staff...

In a welcome move for our overburdened work force at LeftyInTheNews, Truckman Publishing is proud to announce the addition of retired political commentator and union organizer, Fulltimer, as Director of Distribution...Fulltimer brings to our organization his many years of experience in seeing the news delivered promptly and accurately...

Always in search of a new challenge, Fulltimer left the Defuniak Springs area with "no more worlds left to conquer," having made sure that each of his route customers had the latest news together with his unique views on what they should think about it...In truth he had grown bored with his perfect delivery record every day, and had long sought a way to escape his long-term contract and accept new challenges...

A chance meeting with a vacationing doctor in Defuniak Springs gave him the opportunity he had waited for as the physician agreed to provide evidence of a month-long heart attack in return for Fulltimer's assistance in ridding the doctor of a burdensome ankle monitor...The ruse worked perfectly as the Defuniak Springs Shopper's Guide was forced to grant compassionate leave, and the AMA is now tracking the movements of a growing young alligator through the Everglades...

Fulltimer wishes to thank Dr. Tchytz for his help, and will be telecommuting to his new assignment with LeftyInTheNews from his new home in Colorado Springs, since he cannot re-enter Texas due to a lingering warrant from his early days as a union organizer in the Dallas area...Truckman Publishing, the media giant behind LeftyInTheNews, welcomes Fulltimer in his new duties, and asks that all issues concerning delivery or commercial distribution be directed to him at LeftyInTheNews@gmail.com...

Shown below is one of the last letters of appreciation Fulltimer received from his position as Home Distribution Agent for the Defuniak Springs Shopper's Guide...


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