Proving that you don't really need to know much English if you understand the business language, Armenian refugee Tesla D, a lesbian masseuse in the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium, has announced through her translator that she is embarking upon an exciting new commercial venture...She has forged an alliance with RHM Industries for the purpose of importing and distributing a line of rechargeable solar batteries for vibrators and other lesbian "entertainment devices"...
Her statement was provided by spokesmodel Lefty of RHM Industries who said, "This babe has a product that will put the Energizer bunny in the dark"...According to Lefty, Tesla began thinking of a solution to power alternatives during the many power outages when the bath house executive board inadvertently forgot to pay the light bill before leaving on their many management seminars at luxury poofter resorts...
Even though Tesla's talented hands and other body parts were always able to finish the job for her lesbian clients, she said her power instruments would have allowed better usage of her time, and Lefty complained that the lack of light caused him to be forced to shut down his observation deck on the other side of the wall where he rented out peephole access by the minute...Using a connection in her native country, she began importing inexpensive, yet good quality, solar batteries in containers marked "secret muslim holy equipment, infidel do not open" in order to expedite customs clearance by Obama administration authorities...
Lefty explained further that the solar batteries are easily recharged by the lesbians when they lay on the nude beach to rest between their activity sessions...RHM Industries became interested when RHM found the batteries also fit the "Anal Intruder" device he sells in his male lingerie boutiques, and he signed on as distributor of the product...
Tesla will not be putting her full name on the product, but instead will use her copyrighted "Tesla D" brand since her Armenian surname cannot be pronounced by western tongues...Spokesmodel Lefty explained that the last westerner who attempted to pronounce her name developed such a severe stutter that she can now only communicate through sign language, but as a consequence of her lip movements, became a popular party guest at lesbian functions...
The innovative young masseuse is also test marketing attachments for her pleasure appliances which will provide some much needed oral hygiene opportunities for her clientele as illustrated below...
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